Body Malfunction

lol so i was on the interwebs today and i found this little question:

"So, yeah, Orochimaru takes off his face in the middle of the fight and reveals he’s in a woman vessel. But he’s still a he, somehow, so right then he’s a transexual/transvestite—anyways, my question is: When he faked his old body, did he fake the ENTIRE body? Like, did he have to pull off his penis later on? Or did he not have a penis on when he was fighting the Third?"

so then that got me thinking...and after some thinking and discussion with some friends we came to the conclusion "Well Orochimaru would be stuck with whatever genitilia his current body has" and came to draw this comic

so enjoy the crack parody xD

Orochimaru, Hiruzen Sarutobi, Kabuto, them ninjas (c) Masashi Kishimoto
Question (c) Tumblr
Art (c) Me